The essence of being athorable
Reblogging because athorable is going in my vocabulary.
It’s the most perfect thing ever.
AND IT ALL ADDS UP
WELL PLAYED, SIR ARTHUR CONAN DOYLE, WELL PLAYED.
“I ship Kida/Mikado/Anri as a threesome. It’s not a very popular pairing but I feel like two of them couldn’t get together without including the third in some way -they’re all just so close. For me, Kida livens up Anri and Mikado, Mikado is someone who Anri and Kida have to protect and is at the same time their protector, and Kida and Mikado literally saved Anri’s life: there’s no way they could be apart for me. And even if they don’t all get together, I hope they at least all unite again.”
“Love me some pie”
How to Pick Up a Fangirl: Pick up lines.
The last one is
MOFTISS WILL HIRE MYTHBUSTERS SECRETLY TO TEST THIS BEFORE FILMING, JUST TO TROLL US.
I didn’t know how much I needed this.
OH my god YES! MYTHBUSTERS MUST TEST IT!!!
I have this headcanon in why Shizuo loves sweets so much it’s because when he was a little kid, the sugar in his body in somewhat helped him to control his anger and he was calm and relaxed instead. So it became a sort of habit for him.
And that’s why he likes sweet things over others things, like coffee or beer. Probably if he’d ordered a coffee he would drink it only with at least 4 or 5 of sugar. Much to Tom’s amusement. (Drinking in the woooooork)
((Smoking works in the same way for him…))
If Shizuo had to make a list of his favorite foods would be something like;
- Strawberry Milk / Yogurths
- Chocolates (not a very dark one, the taste is bitter)
Instead of “I now pronounce you man and wife” just “It is canon”
“I want all the characters to have mugs like Shinra and Celty’s.”
It’s a rule to reblog this every time it appears.
BEST THEORY. EVERYONE ELSE GO HOME.
#i love the sassiness in the last panel #where the emperor is like bitch do i have to explain everything to you? #learn to metaphor shit face #then pops his hat on and sasses to the left #like fucking dumbass #what fucking flower do you think i’m talking about? #i ain’t senile yet. when i start babbling about pixies and fairy dust then you can put me in a home #fucking kids these days